I was going to come up with some smart-aleck remarks about Underworld, but it’s so dreadfully boring that I just can’t justify the seconds it would absorb. It’s French-movie dull: believe you’ve sat there forever, and then you look at the DVD watch and only 45 minutes have passed.
Be warned that the only decent thing about the movie is that after each time that Victor (the Big Nasty Vampire Leader) spits out Abomination you get to reply with Stupidhead!.
Extra credit if you got that one.
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