After 12 years of trying, Ricardo Vargas just did a great caricature of me. My wife says she doesn't like it because it looks too much like me (which I'm sure is not something nice to say, but she claims otherwise).
Here's an older attempt, cats and all:
FREAKY!!!
it makes the hair in the back of my head to stand on end!
it gives goose bumps to my goose bumps!
DON'T look into his eyes!
DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS!!!
HE'S CASTING A SPELL ON ME!!
HE'S CASTING....!!!!
AAAAHHHGGHH!!!!